Bharath Mata Ki Jai! There I'm. No longer Anti National. I have done what is the most needed thing in the country and more importantly I can now live in this country in peace.
The latest diktat by the nationalism party is that you don't have any right to live in this country if you don't shout "Bharath Mata Ki Jai"! None lesser than the Chief Minister of Maharashtra said this. So, please all of you reading this, start chanting this slogan to be a part of this great nation.
Now comes the question, when should we chant this? Morning before brushing the teeth? Or at the end of every day? Or after the end of the national anthem; Why not like Inzamam Ul Haq, saying "Inshallah, we played good cricket"; We should be like, "Bharat Mata Ki Jai, "Virat Kohli played a great knock"!
Ssssshhhhhh!!!! Says a friend; Be quiet! Why can't we just say whatever the hell they ask us to say. That will help us be at peace. And after all "Bharat Mata Ki Jai", is a patriotic statement. Nothing wrong in saying that, said he;
Hear this people! Hear it well. No man, can stop you from being a part of this very great, beloved nation except for the following reasons.
1) By voluntarily renouncing Indian citizenship or acquiring another citizenship
2) If you have got the citizenship by fraud in the first place, or been disloyal to the constitution or have given away a secret to another country
So next time some idiot tells you to go to some other country, ask him to book tickets for you and your kith and kin to the United States of America! For it is better to live outside the country than to live under morons.
The latest diktat by the nationalism party is that you don't have any right to live in this country if you don't shout "Bharath Mata Ki Jai"! None lesser than the Chief Minister of Maharashtra said this. So, please all of you reading this, start chanting this slogan to be a part of this great nation.
Now comes the question, when should we chant this? Morning before brushing the teeth? Or at the end of every day? Or after the end of the national anthem; Why not like Inzamam Ul Haq, saying "Inshallah, we played good cricket"; We should be like, "Bharat Mata Ki Jai, "Virat Kohli played a great knock"!
Aiyo, I forgot! what will happen to the dumb? And the deaf? Can they get this country's citizenship without reciting this mantra? By the way, what if I shout, "Bharath pita ki Jai"? Why should this country be feminine? And what if you are a tamilian who has no idea of what hindi is? Is saying, "பாரத தாய் வணக்கம்" allowed
Ssssshhhhhh!!!! Says a friend; Be quiet! Why can't we just say whatever the hell they ask us to say. That will help us be at peace. And after all "Bharat Mata Ki Jai", is a patriotic statement. Nothing wrong in saying that, said he;
Hear this people! Hear it well. No man, can stop you from being a part of this very great, beloved nation except for the following reasons.
1) By voluntarily renouncing Indian citizenship or acquiring another citizenship
2) If you have got the citizenship by fraud in the first place, or been disloyal to the constitution or have given away a secret to another country
So next time some idiot tells you to go to some other country, ask him to book tickets for you and your kith and kin to the United States of America! For it is better to live outside the country than to live under morons.
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